Yoyo dudes & babes~
This is DJ Eun in da house!! Woohoo!!~
LET'S PARTEH!!! :D
Number one, guess who?

Paisei, I am superly, overly, extremly high~~
So anyway, today was a normal day. I finish the TVB drama lor. Super nice leii.
Ron Ng is so so so so so COOL!

In the show he acts as Zhong Lai Man ( Zhong li wen)
yaya!!!! WOO!!! :D:D:D
anyway...today i out...only bought like one ribbon clip.
but it's super cute lei!
Pictures.
Okay here comes today's topic!
Well...*points of the condom above*
As you can see, how can anybody be so inconsiderate to leave,
their condoms lying around after using it leh?
HELLO!!! In the first place, GET A ROOM LA!
Imagine, some kid picks up the condom (prob full of semen) what would happen?
Probably the kid will ask his/ her mom.
KID : Mommy, what is this pink color thing with sticky sticky de water inside?
smell like strawberry leh!
MOM : Ah boy, that one is, condom so dirty don't touch luh.
KID : What is a condom? Why must have strawberry smell?
MOM : Next time u grow up you will know
FYI, condoms with flavours are made, so that went the female,
gives the male a blowjob, the girl will enjoy cos it's like sucking a lolly.
geddit? Bet some of you never knew?
Let me continue with my "story"
We have dustbins at almost every part of singapore for a reason.
Not saying you cannot have sex at void decks/ staircases...
at least throw away your condom mah!!
I can easily lodge a complain, and they can go and test the semen
and see whose is it lor can?! so there.
actually I'm talkingg about this cos i gt no inspiration to blog. so there.
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